Kindness to a frog

Our resident frog which lived in its private swimming pool had been tossed out of the house. It is better than being flushed periodically... by our guests. It must be frightening for some of our visitors when one of their turds suddenly springed back to life! Or while pissing, a solid jumped up! This frog must like living in a bowl. Its favourite letter is S... for S-bend. And it has strange taste but capable of very surprising surprise.