News...

What is so fucking important about the cricket captain of Australia for the papers to go on for pages and the news bulletin to devote more than 10 minutes to that thrash?

And the nuclear disaster in Japan? Next to nothing. Yet it is this nation's second most important trading partner.

And news from Libya, Yemen, Bahrain and Syria are left to nuts like me. Yet, it affects the price of oil that affects everyone's economy.

At least now I know who is the next Aussie who is going to earn more than $2 million a year.